Conversation between a guy getting married and a Maths teacher

This actually happened. Here's wishing Yousuf Habib a happy married life (with this joke). Thanks a lot to Priyanka Talreja for the visuals.

Bad cowboys

Q: Where do terrorist cowboys get put away?
A: Guantanamoo bay

High

He who stands on toilet, is high on pot !

Thanks to Aman Jain on FB

Trader uncle ko gussa kyun aata hai?

(Geeky/Fin joke, I apologize in advance)

Q: Why do high frequency traders often get angry for no particular reason?
A: Because they are in the business of arbit-raging

Thought for the day - Oct 5, 2009

Garbha ke time pe, agar koi vati laati hain, woh garbhavati ho jaati hain.

Divine Clothes

Straight from the Sod's mouth:

Why're old socks usually sacred?

A: Because they tend to be 'holey'.

Sirius again

Wikipedia editors

तुला मराठी येते ?

Random collection

1) Why is watermelon juice so intoxicating?



- 'Cause it's tar-booze


2) There were once two sisters, both with same first names, May Reel. The get separated from family as kids and as fate should have it, fall into bad company. First becomes a stripper and joins gentlemen's clubs. The second joins a mob and beats up people for money. But later their lives improve, the stripper becomes a famous Hollywood actress and the mob member starts a financial firm. What were their full names?




- Merrill Lynch and Meryl Streep



3) Quick Gun Murugan started a financial firm. He called it.....


Murugan Stanley (or J.P. Murugan, not sure)